Santa’s Vice, Naughty or Nice?

Nice list checked, coal in tow

Santa maps his plot on globe

He kisses Mrs. Clause goodbye

And sets off through the North Pole sky

Greenland first, Russia next

At Rome he sends his wife a text

“Equator bound, the night is clear

“Saki soon, then Aussie beer

Don’t worry Love, I’ll take it slow

“My last glass was a… French Merlot!”

Santa Clause, he loves his sweets

But, Brew not bake’s his favored treat

He wishes Mrs. Clause good night

Then pulls the reigns to make a right

Drink in hand, deer set to steer

The man in red, spreads his cheer

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